When you're in class bored and start making...
lolsofunny: You’re like And they’re all like Then the teacher spots you and is staring at you like And everyone else is staring at you like The Funniest.
When the fuck are you guys gonna pay attention to me? Hello? I’m reaching around the age where she got everything she wanted? Where’s mine? How come I had to put up with everyone’s fucking crap but no one puts up with mine? The fuck? You fucking suck at parenting. Way to be unbiased. Why is she always the fucking 1st priority? Shouldn’t I get the same amount of attention...
Who the fuck are you to say that I’m being rude right now. I am dealing with your accusations, your shit, and you say my tone is rude? Shut the fuck up. Fuck you. I consider not going down there and stabbing you in the fucking heart over and over again to be quite polite. Fuck off, I’m going to end up more successful than you bitch. Really, who are you to call me rude when you’ve...
my thoughts during school
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
don’t you love those songs where the sound starts in one earphone and then you hear it like travel to the other one
classmate: Oh yeah, I love The Hunger Games!
me: OH MY GOD AKLDSFJSLKD WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG OF THE SOUNDTRACK? WHAT ABOUT THE SCORE? WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE CAST MEMBER? HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE RACISM TOWARDS LENNY AND AMANDLA??? DO YOU SHIP JLAW AND JHUTCH?????? HOW DID YOU LIKE THE MOVIE? I'VE SEEN IT 5 TIMES. WHAT WAS YOUR COSTUME FOR THE MIDNIGHT PREMIER? HOW DID YOU FEEL ABOUT THE CAVE SCENE? WAIT OH MY GOD EVERTHORNE OR PEENISS? I AM PERSONALLY ON TEAM PEENNISS. IF YOU DON'T LIKE PEENNISS I WILL PROBABLY CUT YOU BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT. WHO DO YOU SHIP? DON'T YOU FEEL SO BAD FOR THE CAREERS OMG THEY'RE SO MISUNERSTOOD! DID YOU LIKE MOCKINGJAY? I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY MOCKINGJAY WAS BAD. HAVE YOU HEARD LIV IT UP YET? I LIV IT UP BECAUSE YOLO.
there's two kind's of people who say yolo
the one's who are serious: i'm gonna go drop acid. yolo.
the one's who make fun of people who say yolo: peace out girl scout, I'm going to fail a biology test that I didn't study for because you know, YOLO
me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
safe & sound: just close your eyes
eyes open: keep your ey-eyes open
me: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME TAYLOR
Reblog if you remember watching this show.
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me: i should start working out
me: *stands up*
me: okay thats good